{"id":1713,"date":"2017-09-19T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2017-09-19T21:45:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T19:45:39","slug":"dix-subterfuges-debiles-mais-qui-marchent-a-condition-de-travailler-dur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/?p=1713","title":{"rendered":"Dix subterfuges, d\u00e9biles, mais qui marchent \u00e0 condition de travailler dur."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\\UN\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon billet de dix euros de telle sorte que tu croies que j\u2019en ai deux, pos\u00e9s l\u2019un dans l\u2019autre sur la table.<\/p>\n<p>\\DEUX\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 ma copine de telle sorte que tu croies que j\u2019en ai deux, allong\u00e9es l\u2019une sur l\u2019autre comme sur la photo.<\/p>\n<p>\\TROIS\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon meilleur ami de telle sorte que tu croies que j\u2019en ai plusieurs \u00e0 mes c\u00f4t\u00e9s sur la banquette.<\/p>\n<p>\\QUATRE\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon doigt de telle sorte que tu croies que j\u2019arrive \u00e0 me couper le doigt rien qu\u2019en tirant dessus.<\/p>\n<p>\\CINQ\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon rire de telle sorte que tu croies que je te trouve m\u00e9ga dr\u00f4le.<\/p>\n<p>\\SIX\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 le transat d\u2019une telle mani\u00e8re que tu croies que je m\u2019en vais le ranger.<\/p>\n<p>\\SEPT\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon pull de telle sorte que tu croies que je suis un mec soign\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>\\HUIT\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon corps de telle sorte que tu croies que je suis champion de Bourgogne junior de karat\u00e9 sur poutre.<\/p>\n<p>\\INTERLUDE\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mes orteils, comme \u00e7a, pour essayer.<\/p>\n<p>\\NEUF\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mes pens\u00e9es d\u2019une telle mani\u00e8re que tu croies que je ma\u00eetrise et que j\u2019ai v\u00e9cu vingt ans dans un temple Shaolin.<\/p>\n<p>\\DIX\/ J\u2019ai pris une durite et je l\u2019ai p\u00e9t\u00e9e. Et tu crois que je p\u00e8te une durite.<\/p>\n<p>_ _<\/p>\n<p>19\/09\/17<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\\UN\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon billet de dix euros de telle sorte que tu croies que j\u2019en ai deux, pos\u00e9s l\u2019un dans l\u2019autre sur la table. \\DEUX\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 ma copine de telle sorte que tu croies que j\u2019en ai deux, allong\u00e9es l\u2019une sur l\u2019autre comme sur la photo. \\TROIS\/ J\u2019ai pli\u00e9 mon meilleur ami de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carnet-ouvert"],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}