{"id":979,"date":"2016-01-14T11:47:43","date_gmt":"2016-01-14T09:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/?p=979"},"modified":"2016-01-14T11:47:43","modified_gmt":"2016-01-14T09:47:43","slug":"un-samedi-soir-en-ville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"Un samedi soir en ville"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nous \u00e9tions tranquillement en train de faire une pyramide humaine<br \/>\n(je propose souvent \u00e0 mes amis de faire des pyramides humaines<br \/>\nc\u2019\u00e9tait enfin mon tour d\u2019\u00eatre au sommet<br \/>\nj\u2019\u00e9tais \u00e0 peine install\u00e9)<br \/>\nquand soudain<br \/>\nle type du kebab nous signala par un geste que nos sandwiches \u00e9taient pr\u00eats.<\/p>\n<p>Mes amis me l\u00e2ch\u00e8rent sauvagement<br \/>\net rappliqu\u00e8rent vers le comptoir<br \/>\ntels des gnous tentant d\u2019\u00e9chapper aux gu\u00e9pards<br \/>\nme laissant ainsi<br \/>\nseul<\/p>\n<p>l\u00e0-haut.<\/p>\n<p>Pas grave me dis-je<br \/>\nje ne peux forcer personne<br \/>\n\u00e0 pr\u00e9f\u00e9rer les pyramides humaines aux sandwiches.<\/p>\n<p>Je d\u00e9pliai alors les jambes<br \/>\nm\u2019allongeai dans le vide<br \/>\nau niveau des toits<br \/>\nen jetant de temps \u00e0 autre<br \/>\ndes coups d\u2019\u0153il furtifs<br \/>\naux gnous en bas<br \/>\nqui se disputaient les sauces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nous \u00e9tions tranquillement en train de faire une pyramide humaine (je propose souvent \u00e0 mes amis de faire des pyramides humaines c\u2019\u00e9tait enfin mon tour d\u2019\u00eatre au sommet j\u2019\u00e9tais \u00e0 peine install\u00e9) quand soudain le type du kebab nous signala par un geste que nos sandwiches \u00e9taient pr\u00eats. Mes amis me l\u00e2ch\u00e8rent sauvagement et rappliqu\u00e8rent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carnet-ouvert"],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ecampo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}